Lastweekatadinnerparty,thehostessaskedmetositnexttoMrs.Rumbold.Mrs.Rumboldwasalarge,unsmilingladyinatightblackdress.ShedidnotevenlookupwhenItookmyseatbesideher.Hereyeswerefixedonherplateandinashorttime,shewasbusyeating.Itriedtomakeconversation.
'Anewplayiscomingto"TheGlobe"soon,'Isaid.'Willyoubeseeingit?'
'No,'sheanswered.
'Willyoubespendingyourholidaysabroadthisyear?'Iasked.
'No,'sheanswered.
'WillyoubestayinginEngland?'Iasked.
'No,'sheanswered.
Indespair,Iaskedherwhethershewasenjoyingherdinner.
'Youngman,'sheanswered,'ifyouatemoreandtalkedless,wewouldbothenjoyourdinner!"
就要口语比赛了,帮我设计一段开场白和结束语,这是原文。开场白要介绍自己,结束语要评论这个故事。谢谢大家!