这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.
Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.
ABIGE-mailMistake
AnIllinoismanleftthesnowballedstreetsofChicagoforavacationinFlorida.Hiswifewasonabusinesstripandwasplanningtomeethimtherethenextday.Whenhereachedhishotel,hedecidedtosendhiswifeaquicke-mail.
Unabletofindthescrapofpaperonwhichhehadwrittenhere-mailaddress,hedidhisbesttotypeitinfrommemory.Unfortunately,hemissedoneletter,andhisnotewasdirectedinsteadtoanelderlypreacher'swifewhosehusbandhadpassedawayonlythedaybefore.Whenthegrievingwidowcheckedhere-mail,shetookonelookatthemonitor,letoutapiercingscream,andfelltothefloordead.
Atthesound,herfamilyrushedintotheroomandsawthisnoteonthescreen:
DearestWife,
Justgotcheckedin.Everythingpreparedforyourarrivaltomorrow.
YourLovingHusband.
P.S.Sureishotdownhere.